That Night
The one thing I can tell you about last night is that I can't remember half of the conversations.
The half I can remember, I can't repeat in public.
What else I can tell you about last night is that I have never laughed so hard and so much in my life.
There is nothing better than sitting around laughing with some amazing people.
Except maybe amazing people, with sushi, booze, and a killer view.
How you like them apples?
(quick- name that movie!)
This is Sandy.
Sandy decided we needed a girls night of crazy fun.
Everyone needs a friend like Sandy.
It should be a requirement for every female in the universe.
Or at least strongly suggested.
Kinda like traffic signals.
So she waved her magic wand and got us a 2 bedroom suite in the Taj Hotel- Casino (Being married to a Harrah's man, I was behind enemy lines.)
Those are all ocean views.
I know, I know, sucks to be me.
That tub... was heaven. It had air bubble instead of jets.
That shower... was fantastic.
And Jen left a cute note on the door in secret spy mode.
Viewable only by steam.
Sneaky, sneaky.
Jen ran from Ocean City to the hotel at the far end of Atlantic City.
Only 10 or so miles.
Over several bridges, past crazy people, and down the boardwalk.
Needless to say she needed a shower; hence the 5X too big robe eating her alive.
Jen has legs that should be illegal on anyone over 25.
Plus a heart of the same caliber.
She is the embodiment of beauty both in and out.
I secretly hate her. Ok maybe not, but I really think it would help my ego if I found a flaw on her.
Maybe a pimple or two?
The evening began with sushi, veggies, and wine.
And then champagne, Citron vodka with Xocia energy drink (think grape juice taste), and 1 grown-up Arnold Palmer.
Add in unrepeatable hysterical conversation and the night was already on a roll all before 10:30pm.
Okay, okay STOP twisting my arm! I'll spill the beans!!!
Back rubs
What am I supposed to do with that?
Low car seats
Bob
Hooks
Drinks with whip cream
Martin Lawrence stand up routine
Sheets
12 steps
America vs. the rest of the world
Sarah joined the party.
When Sarah shows up, the fun really begins.
She is the best kind of friend.. she brings you presents like Xocia energy drinks and chocolate.
Those little drinks came in VERY handy the next morning.
(Thank you Sarah!!!!)
Sarah is also the type of person who doesn't get embarrassed.
That's whatcha need on a crazy girls night, let me tell you.
You see the guy drinking a beer behind Jen and Sarah? He and his buddies kept messing with Sandy and Kathryn by looking over and talking. Very 3rd grade, but super funny.
Pretty much every group of testosterone kept looking at our table.
I guess I don't need to find flaws on Jen after all for my ego boost.
Add in more cocktails.
Dancing.
Rescuing the girls from unwanted male dance partners.
More dancing.
Noodle bar at 4 :30 am.
It was time to head back to the room.
Jen passed out immediately.
Sarah didn't feel the greatest.
The room was spinning for me.
And Sandy was talking so loud I thought security was going to show up.
Fast forward a few hours....